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Jokes

Bar room jokes

Sugar and spouse

A very inebriated man walks into a nightclub and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her, places his hand up her skirt and begins fondling her. Instantly, she jumps up and slaps him silly. "I'm sorry," the drunk stammers. "I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole," screams the woman. "That's funny," he slurs. "You sound like her, too."

Blonde jokes

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Football jokes

Q: How many Aberdeen fans can you get in a police car?
A: One in the front, one in the back, and one on top going “nee naw neee naww neee naw”.

Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.